Celebrity Chef Survey

At the suggestion of Ardeth Blood, I invite you to take the Chickenless Kitchen's Celebrity Chef Survey. Tell me who you are and why. For instance, I'm Alice Waters- I have good intentions, but am so far out of the media loop that I sometimes commit major faux pas (see the recent shark fin soup fiasco).

Have at it. Don't be afraid to bring on the funny.

Beat the eggs. Whip the cream. Show no mercy.